How To Attain "Enlightenment"

A WARNING FIRST

The act of enlightenment has three main terminal propositions:

1. The process can go awry and one will explode.

2. It's possible to starve to death whilst.

3. One may not be able to resublimate, again, the breath reflex and die of asphyxiation.

All right, let's go get enlightened.

The human solar plexus is a nuclear reactor, however, it is dormant in most humans. If a person develops him/herself through functional work and moral suffering, the solar plexus begins working and "manufacturing" the soul which is composed of "nuclear?" matter.

This formation of the soul has nothing to do with the process of "enlightenment" which is purely a physical phenomenon which is meaningless in its manifestation to one's salvation. The solar plexus can be fully activated and one can become the "sun" for a brief while: "Enlightened."

To make it clear: Something akin to a nuclear reaction can take place within the human body, within the solar plexus, one glows and experiences what the stars "feel" in the universe. In essence one become a sun for a brief while.

"Enlightenment" is nothing but a physical, scientific, phenomenon. The nonsense "enlightenment" scam pushed by the taco nacho flake guacamole gurus regarding it being a higher state of being, is just that; a scam.

It's improbable for the Buddha to have been developed "spiritually" when he experienced "enlightenment" as the process is also Luciferic in nature and he was too young to know much about anything; that's if the myths are true regarding his life. He may have been starving to death, in his old age and experienced it then. The stories do confirm that he died of starvation as he was not able to eat when he was old. Anyways, his teachings, like those of Jesus, have been buried and perverted. Siddhartha spoke of the soul and living a normal life. The celibate monks who congregate in monasteries are a blasphemy of failed lives and a mockery of his teachings.

First, I will outline how to experience infinity and how to ascertain the universe is infinite in all directions. This is different from "enlightenment" and much easier to experience.

One begins by breathing in deeply and exhaling "fully" until a process akin to hyperventilation is reached. The heart rate spikes and the body starts to tingle due to an abnormally high level of oxygen in the bloodstream.

Once this state is reached one can masturbate or have sex, and then orgasm. The mind then "touches" the whole universe and infinity. Some people mistake this for "touching God." Once again this is just a physical manifestation and nothing else. An oversimplified description of this phenomenon is labeled as "the full body orgasm."

Now I will describe the process of "enlightenment" and making the solar plexus "go nuclear."

1. You are insane and willing to face IT.

   
   

2. The process requires the extinguishing of the breath reflex and making it conscious. To sublimate it again one needs to ingest drugs or alcohol.

   
   

3. As one progresses in the process, Lucifer will begin possessing the nervous system through the spinal column. One will be allowed to "pass" or one "will" commit suicide. Lucifer will kill you via your own actions or let you keep going. You can stop before your nervous system is completely taken over. You will know what I mean when it begins.

   
   

4. Only water can be drank. Not soda water. Just pure water.

   
   

5. One stops eating except for neutral leafy vegetables like lettuce, not arugula, not spinach, not celery. Nothing that has a real taste to it.

   
   

6. The main process can now begin: Stopping all thoughts.

   
   

7. This is called "waking up."

   
   

8. The process can't be done if one is missing necessary parts like the tonsils, thyroid, gall bladder, etc. so don't even bother. Probably can't even be done if one is missing the appendix.

   
   

9. Last, but not least. One must be able to breathe through both nostrils at the same time for the nuclear reaction to begin propagating. This becomes straight forward if one is just drinking water and only eating a bit of lettuce for a couple weeks straight.

   
   

10. No mouth breathing. Ever.

Whenever a thought arises the vocal chords and thyroid twitch. This must be stopped. The thyroid is a crucial part of starting the nuclear process and thoughts interrupt the "procedure."

All thoughts are to be terminated.

Once again to hammer the point home, the process of stopping thoughts leads to the breath reflex. There is no way around it. The reflex becomes conscious. One will start going insane, that's when the nightmarish part of the process begins, and Luciferic possession will commence.

Every time a thought arises it must be stopped. Any word, any murmur, any beginning of a word, every letter that comes to mind is to be stopped. One will have to avoid looking at letters, signs, numbers or anything that initiates a thought pattern. The solar plexus will begin going nuclear.

When one is near the point of the nuclear reaction starting one will "trail" oneself in the aether. For some reason the nuclear reaction drags on the aether and one starts to leave "images" of oneself in it, or at least this is the best way to describe it.

P. D. Ouspensky came very close and he mistakenly thought someone was following him. He was literally hours away from experiencing "enlightenment" but backed off. This is described in his book "In Search Of The Miraculous."

By this time the nervous system is fully taken over by the part of IT which humanity calls Lucifer. You will be allowed to progress or you will kill "yourself."

So how do I know?

After successfully getting there once as a young and insane man, I've attempted to repeat the phenomenon on a couple of occasions during my older and wiser years but wasn't allowed to pass. The last attempt was a clear warning to not try it again until I am allowed to do so, if ever, and I literally lost my life. A hard lesson and I will never attempt to disobey IT again in such a manner.

Good luck to anyone who is retarded enough to attempt experiencing the nuclear phenomenon of "enlightenment." I'm also not sure why I'm being allowed to present this information but I think humanity is at the end of the road with regards of destroying the biosphere and our life support system.